some funny quotes from the chat

[davidvennik]

theory is that this is a thread to post notable humerous and interesting chatter. i felt compelled to share this one to those outside the chat as it was so funny:

(1:16:12 PM) mok_mobile: warm salt water
(1:16:20 PM) mok_mobile: garlic or ginger infused
(1:16:38 PM) mok_mobile: or smash garlic cloves
(1:16:45 PM) mok_mobile: and shove them up your nose
(1:17:36 PM) mok_mobile: totally releases the aromatic juices
(1:17:47 PM) mok_mobile: which lay waste to the bacterial infidels
(1:18:23 PM) mok_mobile: in a glorious jee-hawd of holy cleansing fury
(1:19:42 PM) mok_mobile: the white hot fury of garlic's wrath will rain down upon the unbelievers in a multi-splendored eruption as foretold by the profits
(1:20:15 PM) mok_mobile: spurting viciously across their ungodly visages
(1:20:45 PM) mok_mobile: the holy money-shot of retribution
(1:21:27 PM) mok_mobile: come with me brothers
(1:21:45 PM) mok_mobile:  let us purify this japanes maiden!
(1:21:47 PM) mok_mobile: for edo!
(1:21:56 PM) ***mok_mobile explodes.