Ah-due haiku

[laughingwillow]

dog was my first love
but cat's my second nature
so go fuck your leash....

lw

[gnrm23]

so the monk did ask
about dog's buddha nature.
is answer "meow"?

[judih]

cat world
astride aside
dog leaps within


hey l.w., talking to cats is a whole other universe.
i think they teach us we can live in simultaneous worlds.

[laughingwillow]

prowling on the edge
stealing through sublime shadows
stalking mystery

[laughingwillow]

The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat.--Robert Anton Wilson

[JRL]

Great quote. I always wanted to call a cd: Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

[laughingwillow]

LOL I'm salivating to hear that one, bro.

lw

[JRL]

There is a backstory on that one: I was in a band caled the Beer Dawgs for years and they were masters of cultivating a following. They kind of cynicaly manipulated the fans into participating in stuff, made them feel part of something, got em to spend money.

I learned a lot from those fellas, but they fired me anyway.

[laughingwillow]

Sounds like the beer dawgs
done dogged you,
doughnut?

lw

[JRL]

I used to be a Dawg but now I'm OK
I used to be a Dawg but now I'm OK
I used to be trouble, but I changed my ways.
                                                        c 1995 by JRL

[laughingwillow]

I used to be a dawg
but now I'm a cat
'cause one day I realized
leashes are not where
"it's" at

oh, I used to be a dawg

I used to be a dawg
and how I could beg
but I just got so tired
of humping that leg

oh, I used to be a dawg

I used to be a dawg
but now I'm alright
'cause I can sleep all day
and prowl at night

so, don't get me wrong
dog's fate's just fine
if you're into nawing on bones
and toeing the line,

mee-i'd rather hunt at night
and louuuuunge all day
don't really give a fuck
what no "massa" say

oh, I'm sure glad I ain't no dawg.

lw

[cenacle]

pretty funny shite, LW  :twisted:

[laughingwillow]

I know a dog that ain't too bright
howls all day and barks all night
takes a little nap in the noon-time sun
and then barks untll that day is done

he don't care who's conver-satin'  
this is news and there's no waitin'

fellas, look what I do see
there's a squirrel way up
in that-there tree

oh, bark, bark, bark - bark bark bark, bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-baaaaaaaark!

lw

[laughingwillow]

where's the ball?
get the ball....

where's the ball?
get the ball!

where's the ball?
get your little balls off my shin!

Paris's pooch sure ain't no role model -
say, what ever happened to lassie and rin-tin-tin?

lw

[Syd]

classic stuff!