Name of new Pope

[TooStonedToType]

I think if chosen to be the new Pope, I shall go by the name Pope John Paul Jones II.  Any other suggestions?

[laughingwillow]

You'll get more votes from the local bishops using the moniker Pope John Paul II StonedToType, I'm guessing.

[laughingwillow]

Gawd, what was I thinking......

Make that, Pope John Paul II StonedToGenuflect.

[byrooon]

I'd choose for my name: Pope Bill Clinton 1

[JRL]

I'll be Pope John Paul George Ringo II.

[jikuhchagi]

I was going to try to come up with a witty response, but I'm too poped out...

j :lol:

[Bongo]

I would like to be known as his holiness “Pope Rastafarious Reefer I”.
And every night we will fill the incense burners with that wonderful old friend of ours, end wars, conflict amongst ourselves and generally hang out.
Man that sound system would probably sound Sooooooo good in the Vatican’s chambers. :lol:    :lol:

[X. Torris]

Pope Popey McPapalson?

Pope John Paul III: The Search for Spock?

Pope Guilty I?

[dendro]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Bongo]

How about.
Pope in the eye with a sharp stick. :lol:

[TooStonedToType]

God damn it.  I thought I had the popeship in the bag.  And to top it all off they burned the ballots so there will be no recount.

[X. Torris]

Hey, I voted for you.  But the child-molesting coalition had us freaky liberation theology folks outnumbered.

I kid. I kid because I love.

[Jupe]

Black smoke:  Pope is not chosen

White Smoke:  Pope is chosen

Grey Smoke:  Cardinals are puffing(?) on the balcony talking 'bout gettin' laid......!!

haha  my addition.....(add some more)

Purple Smoke:  Cardinals are Trippin"

 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:

[dendro]

pink smoke  

cardinals elect "King of Pop(e)", Pope Michael Innocent, and in a first, appoint a co-pope-- 10 year old Macaulay Popekin.

[Anonymous]

God damn it.  I thought I had the popeship in the bag.  And to top it all off they burned the ballots so there will be no recount.

Now that was brilliant, duh.