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Started by byrooon, March 24, 2005, 05:20:18 PM

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byrooon

March 24, 2005, 05:20:18 PM Last Edit: April 13, 2005, 04:29:16 PM by byrooon
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typonaut

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March 26, 2005, 11:12:45 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by typonaut
...but I can't think of any right now. Ummm.... I forgot. I'll think of 'em later. Darn it.

There's the classic young male version of Cherish: "How I wish that I could f*** you...."

Dang it, I'll come back later.
Chaos: it\'s not just a theory

byrooon

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March 27, 2005, 04:14:33 AM Last Edit: April 13, 2005, 04:29:58 PM by byrooon
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JRL

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March 27, 2005, 02:30:13 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by JRL
This is musicians favorite game.  

Remeber that old fifties tune In the Still of the Night? It had the chorus Shoo doop and shoobee doop, shoo doop and shoobee doop

Versions I have heard:

Shut up and show me dope

Shut up and shove it up
a group of us, on peyote, had little to share with a group on marijuana

the marijuana smokers were discussing questions of the utmost profundity and we were sticking our fingers in our navels & giggling
                 Jack Green

TroutMask

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March 28, 2005, 05:17:51 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by TroutMask
You picked a fine time to fall off loose wheel
Four hundred children and the cops in the field

-TM
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. - Clarence Darrow

TroutMask

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March 28, 2005, 05:19:31 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by TroutMask
oh yeah, Cheech's My Scrotum (My Cherona)...

dunna dunna dun dun My Scrotum!

-TM
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. - Clarence Darrow

TroutMask

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March 28, 2005, 05:22:44 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by TroutMask
Mcarthur Park must have originally been some other song, because they obviously couldn't have been serious when they wrote this:

"Macarthur park is melting in the dark, all the sweet, green icing flowing down,
Someone left the cake out in the rain,
I don't think I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it,
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no, oh no!"

Yack! I need to go wash my hands...

-TM
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. - Clarence Darrow

byrooon

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March 28, 2005, 06:23:01 PM Last Edit: April 13, 2005, 04:31:10 PM by byrooon
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TooStonedToType

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March 28, 2005, 09:51:49 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by TooStonedToType
Playing Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" is always fun at a school event.
"Hey motherfucker get laid get fucked" .
...and as if from the inception of time itself I realized I was and had been for sometime, elsewhere, elsewhen or somehow, quite seriously, otherwise...

TooStonedToType

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March 30, 2005, 07:00:02 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by TooStonedToType
Web site dedicated to misheard lyrics  http://www.kissthisguy.com/
...and as if from the inception of time itself I realized I was and had been for sometime, elsewhere, elsewhen or somehow, quite seriously, otherwise...

TroutMask

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March 30, 2005, 10:57:00 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by TroutMask
haha, brown-eyed women in red flannel jeans...
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. - Clarence Darrow

byrooon

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April 03, 2005, 08:35:30 PM Last Edit: April 13, 2005, 04:32:14 PM by byrooon
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JRL

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April 04, 2005, 03:36:16 AM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by JRL
More Doors to the tune of LA Woman:

I learned to sing about an half an hour ago............
a group of us, on peyote, had little to share with a group on marijuana

the marijuana smokers were discussing questions of the utmost profundity and we were sticking our fingers in our navels & giggling
                 Jack Green

TooStonedToType

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April 04, 2005, 08:07:44 AM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by TooStonedToType
Captain and Tennile, Love will Keep us Together.

Some guy comes along, hands me a bong. - homer simpson
...and as if from the inception of time itself I realized I was and had been for sometime, elsewhere, elsewhen or somehow, quite seriously, otherwise...

Bongo

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April 05, 2005, 06:37:01 AM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Bongo
Talking heads. Drugs

And all I see is little dots
Some are smeared and some are spots
Feels like a murder but that's alright
Somebody said there's too much light
Pull down the shade and it's alright
It'll be over in a minute or two.
Somewhere Else
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