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From My Mom- An Atheist in the Woods

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November 15, 2007, 03:53:38 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by JRL
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
that the bear was closing
In on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped &
fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick  himself up but saw that the bear
was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his
right paw to strike him.  At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my
God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.  "You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even
credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could
make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive fro m thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen."
a group of us, on peyote, had little to share with a group on marijuana

the marijuana smokers were discussing questions of the utmost profundity and we were sticking our fingers in our navels & giggling
                 Jack Green

OBODAOUR

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November 30, 2007, 02:06:29 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by OBODAOUR
LoL

Stonehenge

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November 30, 2007, 03:42:39 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by Stonehenge
Good one, JRL.
Stoney

JRL

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November 30, 2007, 07:34:33 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by JRL
Actually I'm not sure if my Mom is an athiest, maybe agnostic.....
a group of us, on peyote, had little to share with a group on marijuana

the marijuana smokers were discussing questions of the utmost profundity and we were sticking our fingers in our navels & giggling
                 Jack Green

solaced

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February 21, 2008, 02:24:07 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by solaced
JRL its always a pleasure to read what you share with the world.

I missed ya!

JRL

#5
February 21, 2008, 03:23:22 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by JRL
Welcome home, Sol Sista!
a group of us, on peyote, had little to share with a group on marijuana

the marijuana smokers were discussing questions of the utmost profundity and we were sticking our fingers in our navels & giggling
                 Jack Green

PhytoGUYUTEizBACK!!!

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February 28, 2008, 02:46:16 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by PhytoGUYUTEizBACK!!!
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PhytoGUYUTEizBACK!!!

#7
February 28, 2008, 02:49:02 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM by PhytoGUYUTEizBACK!!!
"Donut metal Nth F-hair suv wizzers,
4UR crushy anatassgoo witch cat sup !!!!!!"
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