You might be a hippie if.............

[JRL]

I overheard one of the luthiers at the place I work on the phone saying, "So you say I'm a hippie just because I wear a poncho and sell tie dyes from the back of a VW bus"

So I figured we could have a new school of jokes model after You Might Be a Redneck if.......

We came up with a couple:

.......if you think tofu is the other white meat.

......if you ever considered living in a tree.

Any more?

[dimethyl]

.......if you still sell acid for $5 a hit.
.......if your nickname is JRL. :wink:

[dergheist]

if your hair is longer than your wife's.
if you still say "far out man"
if you hitchhike to the local market.

[JRL]

If you or your kids are named after a flower, a body of water, or a heavenly body

[Hyakitaki]

If you realize that society as is today is crippling and destroying the only environment that can sustain it

[Satori]

...if your farts smells of flowers

[dango]

if you still need a miracle

[dango]

if your sweat glands produce patchouli oil

[dango]

if you always get an A+ on the acid test

[dango]

if your still waiting for the olympics to have Hackey Sack and Frisbee as sports

[dango]

if your SUV is a pair of Birkenstocks

[dango]

if your farts sound like a didgeridoo

[dango]

if you hide your weed in your dreadlocks

[JRL]

Funny stuff Dango!

[dergheist]

Man I am rolling on the floor.  This is some good stuff!  Nice idea JRL.  When all is said and done, somebody ought to compile it into and edited version.