All About Dogs (for Syd)

[JRL]

ALL ABOUT DOGS


   1.  The  reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
             -- Anonymous


   2.  Don't  accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are  wonderful.
             -- Ann Landers


   3.   If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they  went.
             -- Will Rogers


   4.  There is  no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your  face.
             -- Ben Williams


   5.  A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves  himself.
             -- Josh Billings


   6.  The  average dog is a nicer person than the average  person.
             -- Andy Rooney


   7.  We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.  And in return, dogs give us
         their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
             -- M. Acklam


   8.  Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and
         always have to mix love and  hate.
             -- Sigmund Freud


   9.  I  wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
             -- Rita Rudner


 10.  A dog  teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
             -- Robert Benchley


 11.  Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  
             -- Franklin P. Jones


 12.  If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have  known will go  to heaven, and very,    
         very few persons.
             -- James Thurber


 13.  If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
             -- Unknown  


 14.  My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's  almost $21.00 in dog
         money.
             -- Joe Weinstein


 15.  Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most
         amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
           --  Anne Tyler


 16.  Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
             -- Robert A. Heinlein


 17.  If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the princ ipal difference
         between a dog and a man.
             -- Mark Twain


 18.  You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I
         never would've thought of  that!'
             -- Dave Barry


 17.  Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
             -- Roger Caras


 18.  If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then  give him only two of
         them.
             -- Phil Pastoret


 19.  My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I  am.
             -- Anonymous

[Syd]

Nice jrl! could have done without the AOL pitch =)

[JRL]

sorry about that, it must have been in the email I got

[visionarybear]

thanks! that made my day.. a dog will forever be a puppy