Prodigal Sal (Da Return)

[senorsalvia]

Hi there my lovin tribe!!!  Jeez, it's been almost forever eh??  Glad to see the site doing well as usual.....  I only have a coupla min till my puter times out, I'll wait to regail all with the sordid details concernin 'ole senors' time away.....   Thanks for the interest and all the love...  Been thinking of you guys mucho......   Hey Avery bro.... check your PM later today (when sal gets a chance to sneak back on the 'puter)    I'm so darned excited to be back!!!!    Take care compadres------- The very late, but yet still around sal----------------------

[judih]

well, look who just brightened up this old midnight hour.

monsieur, the senor! Great to see ya.
do sneak back soon.

tell us the tale in installments. we got high, oh so high, attention spans when it comes to a senor tale.

[gnrm23]

let us kill the fatted calf...

[laughingwillow]

LOL  Good to see you back, bro.

Glad the sky isn't falling.

lw

[JRL]

Speak of the debil. You've been missed.

[OBODAOUR]

Hey bro,
 Glad to see your doing well! Welcome back!!!

Bright Blessings,
ObOdAoUr

[senorsalvia]

Ah ha!  Through my highly developed, nefarious lurking skills, I have just spotted this puter left unattended with a few min on it!!!!   Senor has been away for a bit because, uh, senor got put in the slammer for physically assaulting some redneck asshole...  As many know, I was residing in a bit of woods, in a "squat", an illegal campsite; as senor surely did not own the property....Matter of fact, in court, senor learned that the University of Fl owned the site.....  At any rate, senor awakened one fine morning and headed down to the library to give all 'da peeps a fair thee well.  'Twas a pretty normal day in most respects...  Upon approaching my humble abode, I became concerned when I saw costruction/earth-moving vehicles parked nearby.  Cautiously, I approach the vicinity.  Awwh hell, they had bulldozed down my abode!!!!  I looked around, hoping the workers had had the courtesy and dignity to set my stuff somewhere to the side....  Nah, no such luck...  I could find no trace of my meager belongings....  So,,,,  I approached a worker dude standing by an endloader.  I asked him if he knew where any of the stuff was....   His response was just friggin classical!!!!   He actually gave me a smirk, a long look, and then he actually spit out a bunch of tobacco juice and said   "  Yeah, I saw your shit, you fucking asshole.  I ran it over, scraped it up and loaded it into the dump truck; Fuck You, So What"    Now senor was pretty pissed, so senor and the redneck got into this whole (you coulda put it to the side/no, I got a schedule to keep/That's not right/not my problem/that was all I owned/I could give a shit)    kind of a conversation...  Well peeps, senor finally just hauled off and punched the asshole in the mouth... Ha!!!  Can't say he was expecting that, as he was about half again as big as ole senor...  Before long we are rolling around on the ground.  His co-workers came up and of course they try to pull us apart.  Seems like they figured the best way to do that was to take turns kicking senor repeatedly in the ribs and head....  By this time, the local gendarmes arrived on the scene...  End result was that senor got hauled off to jail for tresspassing and assault.....  Senor is certainly tired of grits and peanut butter :wink:         =====

[Stonehenge]

Welcome back, senor. I hope you are able to stay around and regale us with your adventures for a long time to come. Glad to hear the rednecks didn't do too much damage.

[JRL]

Amen

[judih]

it's said that grits and peanut butter help heal kicked in ribs. We, in the desert, prefer non-rib kicking appetisers and cordially suggest that the bull-dozing crew might also have enjoyed some of that fine hospitality for overreacting to your dismay.

In any case, welcome home. hopefully there is a place to lay your esteemed head.

So glad that the sky isn't falling, as brother LW exclaimed.

[Avery L. Breath]

Welcome back Sal!  THose circle jerks just don't know who they was'a'messin with.  


Just goes to show, you can't keap a good man down....

A~

[cenacle]

Sal--I'm sorry you lost your things and got beat up in the bargain. I'm happy however that you are a strong soul and will not lose to such fuckhead pieces of shit. Not lose your sense of humor or decency. Anyway, be safe, brother, we don't like losing our folks round here.

Sorry for the cussing but damn the bastards of the world live everywhere and too often outnumber an innocent. Glad you made it out OK.

[Jupe]

Hey Sal, glad you are Ok...Did they bury the still :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Idiots.....uggg no offense to Florida..

[Stonehenge]

Next time, if there is a next time, don't punch the redneck in the mouth. You can get nasty cuts from their teeth and all that tobacco juice, dirt and whatnot along with whatever diseases he had gets put into your system. Better to give him a swift punch to the solar plexus or other sensitive spot and then run like hell. With those steel toed construction boots and long pants they never would have caught you and he would have learned a lesson.

I say make peace not war but sometimes you get pushed too far.

[senorsalvia]

Awwh, Shucks, you beautiful peeps surely do make my cyber-soul soar..  Thanks for all the kind and encouraging words...  I don't mind losing my 'stuff'. really.  After all, it was only a couple hundred dollars worth of WallyWorld camping gear and some Goodwill clothes; not a biggie really...  What really tripped my trigger was the loss of that 'Magic-Mystical-Brick I was gonna send to Avery L....  That, and eeeek, the loss of prolly a bit over half a lb of the sweet damsel divinorum!!!!  Now, couple those losses with the sneering ruddy jowls of a bona-fide, dyed in 'da wool, redneck, obviously enjoying senors' plight; you peeps can surely understand what activated those dormant reptilian-brain synapses and had senor going cro-magnon eh :wink:      Senor doth hereby offer apologies for injuring the delicate sensibilities of the 'peace at any price' peeps that inhabit this board, but senor just could not in good conscious let that redneck go home after work, swill some cheap beer, beat the wifey a bit, and fondle the lil stepdaughter; then go to sleep and smirk about how senor lost his place and things.  Sometimes there is a far greater principal involved...  Well, either that, or senor has just no restraint when confronted by inbred idiocy....  At any rate,,  The redneck was supposed to be the complaintant for the assualt charge, but never showed up in court.  That led the court to let me languish around another few weeks enjoying the correctional cuisine, before the powers that be decided to just charge sal with tresspass on university property and then release me ala time served..... Such is the saga of sal :roll:  :lol: