WWJD?

[lollipop guild]

Pat Robertson must be shaking in his boots...

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/9293414/detail.html

Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying

POSTED: 2:52 pm EDT May 30, 2006
DAPHNE, Ala. -- Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama.
But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.
She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.
Firefighters said its likely she was hit by a bolt of lightning that apparently struck outside and traveled into the house yesterday afternoon. She was found lying on the floor by her 14-year-old granddaughter.
Fire officials think the lightning likely struck across the street from the couple's home and traveled into the house through a water line. The lightning continued into the couple's backyard and ripped open a small trench.
A family member said he will no longer assume it is safe to be indoors during a lightning strike.
Dime-sized hail and wind gusts of up to 45 miles-per-hour moved across coastal Baldwin County. As much as three inches of rain fell in some areas in three hours.

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[erratick]

The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.

woman gets struck by lightning while praying for safety from lightning.  she survives and so believes she is "blessed."  gotta love the warped logic of so many believers.  it's like when an earthquake or tsunami hits somewhere and they save one baby from a building and someone says it's a miracle...neglecting to think about the thousands of other people, non-miracles, that just died, so that the one "miracle" could be found.

[LizJah]

Youse guys gots it wrong!!

"WWLJD"

Off to my spanking,

Lj

[lollipop guild]

Or more to the point, WDJD? (What did Jesus do?)

I mean, that lady must have REALLY pissed off the Lord, somehow....

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[JRL]

I always thought it meant What Would Jerry Do

[LizJah]

Yeah, like since only three people are going to read this...we can get all "Gong Show" shit here...

Well, Chuck says...

JC had the squirrels all in a tight little bunch while the dancers making Andy's big toe happy listened to the new Fuzzmancia album.

Of course  he whined and doodled the Barkmancia of his favorite lunchable.

Ooop!! Goose tape time!! Watch out...here come the kirowsawa films!!

Yeah...Feed your head. Feed your head.  (Wow!! That was a weak Grace Slick vibe.)

That one to LW.

Love!!

Lj

[lollipop guild]

THREE people are going to read this? What? Do one of you two re-read comments you make after posting? As we don't condone that practice, our estimate would be that maybe two people, tops, will be reading these words of wisdumb. And that's a bullish estimate, iop. (Erratick ain't proved he can carry his weight around here, yet. But he did find this thread and reply within two weeks, so thats a good sign....)

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[LizJah]

Well...

Dang you LG...You're go(i)ng to make me right stuff hear and now you with your 2c(Ears) are going to have to take the cake.

No heads on pikes for the day...but wait until I eat a twinkie!!  

Sugar fix makes me feel the Power!!

Wine tasting the morrow, (Too-night!!) Yopo, uh...You're going to have me make me slap Andy around and sniff lemons and limes.

I still have a can of artificial abolonie for you.

Andy says that stuff is supposed to come here from you...Liar!!

Love!!

Lj

[lollipop guild]

Snuck down town late last night for a little ho-ho action, if you know what I mean. But the clerk on duty said there were only ding dongs to be had. So I missed me chocolate fix again.

PS: I prefer the real baloney to artificial abolonie

PS2:Went to put a coin in andys' cup but realized he'd been replaced by Mr Clean before the dime dropped.......

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[LizJah]

Well, the only think/g that I could possibly add to this post is the 1982 Billy Idol cd plus say...3 pounds of havarti cheese.

(The label says, "It's creamy!!" and also throws in some stickers. I guess it looks creamy. What whine to go with it?)

Yes, the artificial abolonie still sits and waits for it's master.

Longingly,

Lj

[lollipop guild]

All rebels end up in hell, where extra-cheese is still remarkably cheap.

Clam up, already. The mothership of pearl is running fashionably late.

Btw, whine is what drunks absorb from their purple spouses. (I hear it goes good with ass meat.)

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