Urine 'Tha Money

[senorsalvia]

Ha, 2 days ago,as I was walking across my favorite grocery store parking lot, I was stopped by a casual acquaintance.  He approached me and with his head lowered, talking in sotto-voice; he began asking if I could "piss clean"..   I answered in the affirmative and asked him why he cared...  He then stated that he had to do a tox screening for his parole people later that same day....  He asked me what I would charge for my golden elixer...  At first, I popped off automatically with " gimme a 6-pack and a pack of smokes"...  He nodded that that would be OK, and asked me to meet him at a local park where he'd have a bottle for me to fill, as well as my beer and cigs.  I caught up with him at the park later and hooked him up...  I told him to forget paying me as I thought the whole deal was pretty funny :wink: --------- Guess I might be starting to become the big honcho of a new cottage industry eh :lol:  :lol:

[laughingwillow]

My condolences for the ability to piss clean, sal.  :smoke:3

lw

[Amomynous]

My condolences for the ability to piss clean, sal.  :smoke:3

Maybe you could start your own little cottage industry: help the nerdish squeaky-clean kids gain a little street cred' by helping them flunk!

[senorsalvia]

Yeah, condoleces accepted. ....  Ya know, this economy really has to have taken a dive when yers truly can give a clean flow :wink: ------------

[judih]

a true sign of the times
sometimes urine the money and sometimes uraint

[Avery L. Breath]

bada'bing

[laughingwillow]

lol Sometimes urine the money
sometimes you're just in old jeans
with piss running down your leg...

lw