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Title: microgram journal online
Post by: Avery L. Breath on January 18, 2005, 11:26:21 PM

hahaha!

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... index.html (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/journal_v1/mjournal_v1_index.html)

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Post by: X. Torris on January 18, 2005, 11:54:54 PM

I don't get it. How is a link to Microgram humorous?

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Post by: Avery L. Breath on January 19, 2005, 12:11:23 AM

Good question really. I suppose a person could find humor in most anything if they looked at it properly. I found it funny in the respect of the ludicrouseness of the information.... and the ingenuitiveness of the people that still somehow managed to get caught anyways. It's like they are offering an oportunity for people wise to their website to become better stainless steal rats via learning from others mistakes and what not.

...... sorry you did not find it humerous X. torris

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Post by: X. Torris on January 19, 2005, 12:16:30 AM

Hey, I was just curious.... it's "funny", but not "ha-ha" funny.

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Post by: Avery L. Breath on January 19, 2005, 12:30:04 AM

Oh say, I meant no offense.

...... and maybe your right. Funny, but not haha

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Post by: tralfaz on January 20, 2005, 09:25:18 PM

HEHEHEEEEE :lol:

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Post by: laughingwillow on January 25, 2005, 08:05:26 AM

I don't know, anj.... I'm pretty sure that's funny. (ha-ha-like) Informative, too. I couldn't stop reading the piece on the marine found with P vidrias leaves.

lw

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Post by: Avery L. Breath on January 25, 2005, 09:37:28 AM

Yeah, it's interesting if you dig deeper........ the link I posted above doesn't offer the journal in sequence and complete... am not sure why.

But this ones funny..... spliff peanutbutter anyone?

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g0504.html (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg0504/mg0504.html)

Oh wait,.... duh, here is the whole journal link
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... microgram/ (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/)
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... index.html (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/bulletins_index.html)

Mmmmm, TETRAHYDROCANNABINOL/PHENCYCLIDINE lollypops!
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g0604.html (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg0604/mg0604.html)

And Buddafinga candybars!

And what the hell is Yaba?
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g0104.html (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg0104/mg0104.html)
Quote from link below: The main ingredients, which include salt, household cleaning products, distilled cold medicines and lithium from camera batteries, can be bought legally and the drug easily knocked out at home with a couple of casserole dishes and a hob. (originally designed by german chemists for Hitler)..... go figure

http://www.drugs-info.co.uk/drugpages/yaba/yaba.htm (http://www.drugs-info.co.uk/drugpages/yaba/yaba.htm)

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Post by: Jacko on January 26, 2005, 12:03:47 AM

Yaba, that's the same bathtub meth that hillbillys and ravers are snorting/shooting up all over the place in the US but in a colorful oral form favored in asia. Yeah, I always get a chuckle from the CA cannabutter based packaged foods that keep popping up. Plenty of great info on the site, I turned on a former professional smuggler who was shocked to find that his high tech, ultra secret, hidden auto compartment was already well known to the DEA and narcotics intradiction units across the US ... he wouldn't travel with otherwise innocent looking mushroom chocolates after checking out that site either.

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Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2005, 02:18:02 AM

i love those Microgram Journals.

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Post by: Avery L. Breath on January 26, 2005, 09:45:50 AM

Here's their state by state fact sheet.

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/state_factsheets.html (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/state_factsheets.html)

Of course they left out one important "fact". That they haven't been able to do squat to stop the flow of 'illegal' substances over their whole history. Only fill jail cells..... and strain their shoulders trying to pat themselves on the back.

Here's their price and purity fact sheet.....
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/intel/02058/02058.pdf (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/intel/02058/02058.pdf)

They used to have a really interesting LSD fact sheet that they had compiled, but I see they took it off the site.

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Post by: JRL on January 26, 2005, 01:24:34 PM

Didn't know there as a Bluebook for dope.

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Post by: Avery L. Breath on July 26, 2005, 02:28:40 AM

Interesting bit in the new May edition. Looks like somebody was caught with some dried pedro chips and they thought it was peyote.

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Post by: Avery L. Breath on January 29, 2006, 11:29:39 PM

more dried cactus flesh it seems.....

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g1205.html (http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/forensicsci/microgram/mg1205/mg1205.html)

.... sure seems to be alot of fake acid floating around too lately. Stuff like that DOB can really fuck a person up if too much is taken at once. Some people have no scruples.

Title: Re: microgram journal online
Post by: Avery L. Breath on November 13, 2009, 12:53:38 AM

MDMA IN TURTLE-SHAPED CHOCOLATES AND IN PSILOCYBE
MUSHROOMS NEAR PORTLAND, OREGON april 09

Now thats funny.

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