Ha, 2 days ago,as I was walking across my favorite grocery store parking lot, I was stopped by a casual acquaintance. He approached me and with his head lowered, talking in sotto-voice; he began asking if I could "piss clean".. I answered in the affirmative and asked him why he cared... He then stated that he had to do a tox screening for his parole people later that same day.... He asked me what I would charge for my golden elixer... At first, I popped off automatically with " gimme a 6-pack and a pack of smokes"... He nodded that that would be OK, and asked me to meet him at a local park where he'd have a bottle for me to fill, as well as my beer and cigs. I caught up with him at the park later and hooked him up... I told him to forget paying me as I thought the whole deal was pretty funny :wink: --------- Guess I might be starting to become the big honcho of a new cottage industry eh :lol: :lol:
My condolences for the ability to piss clean, sal. :smoke:3
lw
Quote from: "laughingwillow"My condolences for the ability to piss clean, sal. :smoke:3
Maybe you could start your own little cottage industry: help the nerdish squeaky-clean kids gain a little street cred' by helping them flunk!
Yeah, condoleces accepted. .... Ya know, this economy really has to have taken a dive when yers truly can give a clean flow :wink: ------------
a true sign of the times
sometimes urine the money and sometimes uraint
bada'bing
lol Sometimes urine the money
sometimes you're just in old jeans
with piss running down your leg...
lw