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People => The Mountain => Topic started by: TooStonedToType on April 03, 2005, 06:18:05 PM

Title: Name of new Pope
Post by: TooStonedToType on April 03, 2005, 06:18:05 PM
I think if chosen to be the new Pope, I shall go by the name Pope John Paul Jones II.  Any other suggestions?
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Post by: laughingwillow on April 03, 2005, 07:14:34 PM
You'll get more votes from the local bishops using the moniker Pope John Paul II StonedToType, I'm guessing.
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Post by: laughingwillow on April 03, 2005, 07:50:17 PM
Gawd, what was I thinking......

Make that, Pope John Paul II StonedToGenuflect.
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Post by: byrooon on April 03, 2005, 09:22:59 PM
I'd choose for my name: Pope Bill Clinton 1
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Post by: JRL on April 04, 2005, 03:47:18 AM
I'll be Pope John Paul George Ringo II.
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Post by: jikuhchagi on April 08, 2005, 08:55:19 PM
I was going to try to come up with a witty response, but I'm too poped out...

j :lol:
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Post by: Bongo on April 09, 2005, 12:27:33 AM
I would like to be known as his holiness “Pope Rastafarious Reefer I”.
And every night we will fill the incense burners with that wonderful old friend of ours, end wars, conflict amongst ourselves and generally hang out.
Man that sound system would probably sound Sooooooo good in the Vatican’s chambers. :lol:  8)  :lol:
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Post by: X. Torris on April 09, 2005, 08:21:36 AM
Pope Popey McPapalson?

Pope John Paul III: The Search for Spock?

Pope Guilty I?
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Post by: dendro on April 09, 2005, 06:01:25 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Bongo on April 10, 2005, 03:30:12 AM
How about.
Pope in the eye with a sharp stick. :lol:
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Post by: TooStonedToType on April 19, 2005, 05:35:06 PM
God damn it.  I thought I had the popeship in the bag.  And to top it all off they burned the ballots so there will be no recount.
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Post by: X. Torris on April 19, 2005, 08:19:50 PM
Hey, I voted for you.  But the child-molesting coalition had us freaky liberation theology folks outnumbered.

I kid. I kid because I love. :D
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Post by: Jupe on April 20, 2005, 11:56:18 AM
Black smoke:  Pope is not chosen

White Smoke:  Pope is chosen

Grey Smoke:  Cardinals are puffing(?) on the balcony talking 'bout gettin' laid......!!

haha  my addition.....(add some more)

Purple Smoke:  Cardinals are Trippin"

 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:
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Post by: dendro on April 20, 2005, 05:25:33 PM
pink smoke  

cardinals elect "King of Pop(e)", Pope Michael Innocent, and in a first, appoint a co-pope-- 10 year old Macaulay Popekin.
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Post by: Anonymous on April 27, 2005, 12:38:57 AM
Quote from: "TooStonedToType"God damn it.  I thought I had the popeship in the bag.  And to top it all off they burned the ballots so there will be no recount.

Now that was brilliant, duh.
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Post by: byrooon on April 27, 2005, 01:54:23 AM
Brain Dead...

I've read 3 posts by you and in each one you insulted someone. Here, at SPF, you must insult me. I am the black sheep here... on the edge of being banned for years... all because I drink cough syrup... I can't help it if sometimes I upchuck sticky purple vomit on fellow members... excuse me... Princess Di is calling...
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Post by: JRL on April 29, 2005, 05:59:50 PM
Paisley Smoke: they found the real Sandoz holy water
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Post by: byrooon on April 29, 2005, 07:50:37 PM
SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!! :cry:  Now who is paisley smoke? do we have a member named pAisleY Smoke??

Sandoz?!?!?!?!?!?!

HOLY WATER?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THESE THINGS I DONT UNNERSTAND :roll:

TheY're Trying to Drive mE Crazy

Noooooooooooooooooooooo! get that straight jacket away from meeee

wHere's myPORTABLE ELECTRIC SHOCK APPARATRUS???

I nEEd a Jolt BAD!!!!!! :shock:  :o  :oops:  :cry:  :roll:  :roll:  :x
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Post by: Anonymous on May 01, 2005, 03:07:26 PM
I thought toostoned ran you off byron? what are you doing back?
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Post by: byrooon on May 02, 2005, 07:24:31 PM
there are conspirators everywhere... Between you and me, stop the censorship,  I think cassie is one hot chick... I'm here cause I'm hoping she might take pity on me and fly me to New Zealand...
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