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...but I can't think of any right now. Ummm.... I forgot. I'll think of 'em later. Darn it.
There's the classic young male version of Cherish: "How I wish that I could f*** you...."
Dang it, I'll come back later.
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This is musicians favorite game.
Remeber that old fifties tune In the Still of the Night? It had the chorus Shoo doop and shoobee doop, shoo doop and shoobee doop
Versions I have heard:
Shut up and show me dope
Shut up and shove it up
You picked a fine time to fall off loose wheel
Four hundred children and the cops in the field
-TM
oh yeah, Cheech's My Scrotum (My Cherona)...
dunna dunna dun dun My Scrotum!
-TM
Mcarthur Park must have originally been some other song, because they obviously couldn't have been serious when they wrote this:
"Macarthur park is melting in the dark, all the sweet, green icing flowing down,
Someone left the cake out in the rain,
I don't think I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it,
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no, oh no!"
Yack! I need to go wash my hands...
-TM
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Playing Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" is always fun at a school event.
"Hey motherfucker get laid get fucked" .
Web site dedicated to misheard lyrics http://www.kissthisguy.com/ (http://www.kissthisguy.com/)
haha, brown-eyed women in red flannel jeans...
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More Doors to the tune of LA Woman:
I learned to sing about an half an hour ago............
Captain and Tennile, Love will Keep us Together.
Some guy comes along, hands me a bong. - homer simpson
Talking heads. Drugs
And all I see is little dots
Some are smeared and some are spots
Feels like a murder but that's alright
Somebody said there's too much light
Pull down the shade and it's alright
It'll be over in a minute or two.
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One time me and Louie Fish were playing at the wedding of his old friend. As well as at the reception, Lew and I played as part of the ceremony. The song we had to learn was a forgetable country-pop hit called "For the First Time". Now this was Lew's old friend and it was not his first trip to the altar by any means, but imagine everyone's surprise when Lew sang loud and clear "For the FIFTH time"
Byron- I deleted your post cause it's off topic. I wpuld have moved it but i don't know how to just move a post.