A friend of mine emailed this to me:
Ordering pizza in 2010
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Your email address is: http:! //usf418mail@yahoo.com Which number are you calling from sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
Customer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.
Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
Customer: Wh! at?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.
Operator: That won't work either,! sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.. How long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick' em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2003 conviction for cussing out a cop! and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?
Customer: (speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut
Very good! :D :shock: :x
goes to show you.
stay away from phones
I agree, best to order pizza online.
http://www.papajohns.com (http://www.papajohns.com)
:lol: :mrgreen: --------- Great post :D --------- To add a lil more fuel to the fire: Be aware that there was a show on NPR last week that discussed how the appelate courts have ruled in favor of employers that dismiss employees that smoke tobacco even while off the job.... Says they are justified in an attempt to reig in health care cost.... When asked what next/ a bias against the obese worker; the employer said that 'possibly that would be addressed in the future :? ------- senorsal
LOL :wink:
nice post Veracohr....
Away from the phone and that awfulll food too,
great dialogue....hihi
Quote: When asked what next/ a bias against the obese worker; the employer said that 'possibly that would be addressed in the future
They willl end up having to question,
even the foods and the lifestyles, society offers.
Their offened of like a huge percentage of their country.
I think its even near 40%, should check..
good point
WhiteShadow
www.geocities.com/thevivisected (http://www.geocities.com/thevivisected)
QuoteWhen asked what next/ a bias against the obese worker; the employer said that 'possibly that would be addressed in the future
nah, I think they would target us extreme leftist tree huggin hippie commie red bastards before obesity...as we are a threat to the religious movement known as american patriotism, being all anti-war and whatnot...makes one feel all warm and fuzzy inside..
Hi there Fuji, whats up brotha well.. i dint know you signed up here lol
True indeed , but they still speak as thought their in the wrong for being obeist , dont publically say its their foods, and drugs fault.....
yet....
Cheers WS
if anyone is in the wrong about obesity it would have to be the media who sell us items/product using commercialized humans, or unrealistically sexy women/men....
Quote from: "susanoo"if anyone is in the wrong about obesity it would have to be the media who sell us items/product using commercialized humans, or unrealistically sexy women/men....
it's the perfect setup really... they sell you the fast food lifestyle, hook you on fat and sugar (ever see Supersize Me?), get you fattened up really nice... then sell you the weight-loss pills, diet plans, exercise bikes you'll never use... maximum profitability
papajohns.com is really quite good (if you like papajohns pizza). Over time, we have watched it develop from a rather clunky "order and hope" interface to a slick application that even provides the ability to pay and tip with a credit card. There's nothing like having a guy show up at your door, hand you a pizza, and walk away.
NOTHING like it, I say!
-TM
oh yes there would be.. GOOD "foreign" food that one can order online...
Quoteit's the perfect setup really... they sell you the fast food lifestyle, hook you on fat and sugar (ever see Supersize Me?), get you fattened up really nice... then sell you the weight-loss pills, diet plans, exercise bikes you'll never use... maximum profitability
ingenious one might say...
and if the organic/bio food is in on the same scam processed food companies are....
make "food" with tonnes of different ingredients...
then 10/20 yrs down the road...
convince them its no longer very healthy for them,
and begin to sell "bio" food for double or triple the price