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People => The Long House => Topic started by: JRL on February 18, 2006, 10:22:11 PM

Title: You might be a hippie if.............
Post by: JRL on February 18, 2006, 10:22:11 PM
I overheard one of the luthiers at the place I work on the phone saying, "So you say I'm a hippie just because I wear a poncho and sell tie dyes from the back of a VW bus"

So I figured we could have a new school of jokes model after You Might Be a Redneck if.......

We came up with a couple:

.......if you think tofu is the other white meat.

......if you ever considered living in a tree.

Any more?
Title: You might be a hippie if.............
Post by: dimethyl on February 18, 2006, 10:33:04 PM
.......if you still sell acid for $5 a hit.
.......if your nickname is JRL. :wink:
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Post by: dergheist on February 18, 2006, 10:41:30 PM
if your hair is longer than your wife's.
if you still say "far out man"
if you hitchhike to the local market.
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Post by: JRL on February 18, 2006, 11:35:09 PM
If you or your kids are named after a flower, a body of water, or a heavenly body
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Post by: Hyakitaki on February 19, 2006, 03:12:37 AM
If you realize that society as is today is crippling and destroying the only environment that can sustain it
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Post by: Satori on February 19, 2006, 05:17:50 AM
...if your farts smells of flowers
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 05:32:11 AM
if you still need a miracle
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 05:38:10 AM
if your sweat glands produce patchouli oil
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 05:39:27 AM
if you always get an A+ on the acid test
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 05:41:43 AM
if your still waiting for the olympics to have Hackey Sack and Frisbee as sports
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 05:43:44 AM
if your SUV is a pair of Birkenstocks
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 05:47:51 AM
if your farts sound like a didgeridoo
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 05:49:25 AM
if you hide your weed in your dreadlocks
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Post by: JRL on February 19, 2006, 02:06:55 PM
Funny stuff Dango!
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 02:54:38 PM
Man I am rolling on the floor.  This is some good stuff!  Nice idea JRL.  When all is said and done, somebody ought to compile it into and edited version.
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 04:21:45 PM
if your morning tea is Ayahuasca
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Post by: JRL on February 19, 2006, 04:27:48 PM
if you pay your rent by cleaning up goat shit and collecting aluminum cans
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 09:38:00 PM
if your kids think they can be conscientious objectors to get out of the next draft.
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 09:40:23 PM
if your idea of a business card is a piece of cardboard that says "spare change?"
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 09:41:00 PM
If you always see little green elves everywhere.

If you try and trade plants for your rent.

If you love to love.

if you have glassware and it is not for drinking out of.
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 09:48:13 PM
"if you have glassware and it is not for drinking out of."  LOL :-)


this is a fun thread. it sparks memories of my days as a youth. Doing the dead tour, having long nappy hair, spare changin, ahhh yes. At 27, I am still a hippy kid at heart, I have just got my shit together a little.

speaking of dead tour... how about

if in 1995 you got tear gassed in deer creek indiana

if you caught the deads last show at soilder field in chicago

if you cried and lit a candle when jerry died

if your motto is still "if your not a head your behind"
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 09:57:48 PM
Man keep it coming Dango, You da man!  What a great thread indeed.

if you got a pound of homemade "greenish" butter for cooking.

if you don't need those $5.00 hits of acid anymore, cause you get freebies.

if Snoopy's little bird friend brings back fond memories.
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 10:00:47 PM
if you married into the Check Family
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 10:02:50 PM
if you spray paint your car to match your trippy view on life.
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Post by: dango on February 19, 2006, 10:05:21 PM
if your college fraternity was named 'Delta Gramma Danka'
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 10:55:25 PM
if you only buy from a store that sells enviromental friendly items and bags with recycled paper bags.
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 10:57:36 PM
if you insist that plants have feelings just like animals and should not be eaten if "alive".
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 10:58:02 PM
if you think that Jerry Garcia would have been one helluva a President of the USA.
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 11:00:45 PM
if you insist on growing your herb plants indoors, as they can be better "regulated" inside.
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 11:02:17 PM
if you spend more time on SPF than with your significant other.
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Post by: dergheist on February 19, 2006, 11:20:28 PM
if a roach is more than just a bug to ya.
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Post by: dango on February 20, 2006, 03:28:59 AM
if you masterbate to the latest issue of High Times
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 11:12:27 AM
if you hold a "safety meeting" at 4:20 everday.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 11:13:57 AM
if your daughter is named after your favorite plant.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 11:17:11 AM
if your write your own songs and actually can sing the songs and play an instrument while performing.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 11:18:50 AM
if you walk eight miles in a monsoon rain storm to get to your work because it is more friendlier on the enviroment than owning a car.
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Post by: Stonehenge on February 20, 2006, 01:44:32 PM
If one of your friends lets people sleep it off at his house and calls it a "crash pad"

If you remember when you didn't trust anyone over thirty and thought you never would.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 01:57:59 PM
if you took organic chemistry classes at your local college just to better your extraction skills.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 02:00:03 PM
if Purple Haze ain't just a name of a beer to ya.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 02:01:45 PM
if painting your body or sitting someplace for a very long time is your way to protest.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 02:05:27 PM
if you put "following the Dead" as a full time job on your next resume.
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Post by: dergheist on February 20, 2006, 02:17:02 PM
if you prefer wooden sandals over tennis shoes.
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Post by: cenacle on February 21, 2006, 11:59:47 AM
if you have to think about whether you're a hippy or not for more than, say, 5 seconds  :twisted:
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Post by: Hyakitaki on February 21, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
If you decide you want to develop calluses on your feet as a substitute for shoes
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Post by: dergheist on February 21, 2006, 03:35:11 PM
if you prefer a moped to an SUV.
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Post by: dergheist on February 21, 2006, 03:36:34 PM
if your idea of communing with the higher order is going for a hike instead of going to church.
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Post by: dergheist on February 21, 2006, 03:38:19 PM
if you study all the religions instead of just one.
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Post by: judih on February 22, 2006, 09:27:01 AM
if, during the free association parlour game, they say: "Jerry" and everyone in the room responds "Falwell" while you say "Garcia" and spontaneously burst into 2 minutes of silence.
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Post by: dergheist on February 23, 2006, 08:33:42 PM
if you were a little kid smelling the flowers in oufield instead of playing the baseball game.
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Post by: dergheist on February 23, 2006, 08:35:02 PM
if people start to mistake you for Jesus.
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Post by: dergheist on February 23, 2006, 08:37:23 PM
if you refuse to own a cell phone.
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Post by: dergheist on February 23, 2006, 08:40:29 PM
if you take the time organize your garbage into: eggs to keep the slugs out of the garden, organic matter for the compost, then plastic, paper, cans, and glass for recycling.
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Post by: Jupe on February 23, 2006, 09:17:11 PM
...if you wash your plastic baggies for re-use.
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Post by: Hyakitaki on February 23, 2006, 09:28:26 PM
If you lay outside on the vibrant green grass feeling each blade subtly tickling thousands of points on your body all at once while the star's ancient light illuminates the sky into a giant tale of philosophy and speculation.
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Post by: dergheist on February 23, 2006, 10:06:03 PM
if what Hyakitaki says makes complete sense to ya.  :wink:
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Post by: judih on February 23, 2006, 11:03:56 PM
if you read what Hyakitaki said and feel it simultaneously
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Post by: JRL on February 24, 2006, 03:13:01 AM
if you use any product by Dr. Bronner
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Post by: fuzz on February 24, 2006, 06:57:12 AM
if you do many of the things cited here,  just that its what you do.
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Post by: caulfield on February 24, 2006, 11:12:05 AM
If fields of cow shit make you drool.

If you purchase bags of mushrooms, but they sure aren't shiitake.

If you believe showers are a tool of the establishment.

If you go to large outdoor raves but you don't drop ecstasy.

If you ever tried to pay for anything with a poem.

If you consider Howl by Ginsberg to be scary, sad, or deeply profound.

If you've attempted to calm anyone down from hysteria by reciting "ohmm-".

If your saving grace is having never sold out.

-Cowl
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Post by: judih on February 24, 2006, 11:15:21 AM
if you don't think the question's important - you just are what you are.
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Post by: cenacle on February 24, 2006, 11:59:57 AM
if you don't think importance is a question--and you are what someone was--and what someone else will be :twisted:
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Post by: dergheist on February 25, 2006, 08:01:48 PM
if you still see life through rose colored glasses.
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Post by: JRL on February 25, 2006, 08:09:30 PM
if you still see the world through rose colored prism glasses
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Post by: Hyakitaki on February 25, 2006, 09:28:42 PM
There is no end to the laughter from that one JRL
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Post by: TroutMask on February 26, 2006, 01:50:56 AM
if you...

what was the question again?
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Post by: dergheist on February 26, 2006, 08:46:21 PM
Yeah you nailed Trouty! Here is another:

if you still sit on the corner with your guitar singing of world peace and consider this your full time job.
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Post by: dango on February 27, 2006, 01:41:12 AM
if your idea of a fashion accessory is a fanny pack
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Post by: Satori on February 27, 2006, 03:16:43 AM
Quote from: "caufield"If you believe showers are a tool of the establishment.

LOL... A guy from my class told me, that one of his parents went to class with a dude that thought excactly that! So he really stunk, apparently hahahaha..


Anyway:

-If your idea of revolution is a big rock festival with all them groovy crunchy tunes, maaan
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Post by: fuzz on February 27, 2006, 01:56:19 PM
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http://www.dirty-hippie.com/ (http://www.dirty-hippie.com/)
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Post by: dergheist on March 06, 2006, 03:40:10 PM
if you have enough loose dirt in your car to plant a garden.
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Post by: JRL on March 06, 2006, 04:31:32 PM
if your house is full of little bears
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Post by: cenacle on March 06, 2006, 09:03:18 PM
there's phish in your phood :twisted:  8)  :D  :wink:
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Post by: dergheist on March 06, 2006, 10:49:23 PM
if you believe in elves and fairies because you not only have seen them, but talk to them regulary.
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Post by: JRL on March 09, 2006, 05:48:25 PM
if your probation officer asks if you are ready for your drug test and you say "sure, ask me anything"
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Post by: dango on March 09, 2006, 11:31:23 PM
nice one JRL :-)
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Post by: dango on March 09, 2006, 11:34:03 PM
if your girlfriend has harrier legs than you
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Post by: dango on March 09, 2006, 11:37:44 PM
if your still on the Dead Tour
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Post by: dango on March 09, 2006, 11:40:11 PM
if you totally freaked out on acid at the Oregon Country Fair because for a brief while you thought you were Christ, but you thought you were not a good christ because you couldn't figure out why you weren't being worshipped by the people you were with.
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Post by: dango on March 09, 2006, 11:44:07 PM
if you think granola isn't just a food but a way of life
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Post by: dergheist on April 04, 2006, 02:50:27 PM
If a bunch of "weeds" are your medicine!
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Post by: dergheist on April 04, 2006, 02:51:38 PM
If you don't wear a watch because ya have never needed it.
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Post by: senorsalvia on April 04, 2006, 03:08:03 PM
Hey all;  I stepped outside for a smoke and , uh, could somebody tell me again,,,,  what was that, uh, that, 'you know,,,, Oh yeah, what was that issue thing we were discussing.............sal
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Post by: dergheist on April 04, 2006, 03:22:59 PM
Well there ya have it folks.  The perfect example of a certified hippy- Good ole Senor Sal. ;)
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Post by: dergheist on April 05, 2006, 06:57:13 PM
If your missus thinks you are cheating because you are always smoking with either a gal named Sally or another named Mary Jane.
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Post by: fuzz on April 08, 2006, 03:56:08 PM
if you like to dance around naked with a leaf on your penis, and sing : yaaata yattaaa!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDL7L7s9_38&search=yata (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDL7L7s9_38&search=yata)
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