So, I shoplifted this case of Certs today...And was thinking about doing an
A/B on it to get the pure Retsin.
(I get it, shoplifting is bad...but it's okay...I got it from a Mom and Pop operation. They were going to go out of business anyway. I'm not that un-ethical!)
I've got a couple questions tho'...I'm pretty sure that someone here has cracked *THAT* arcane manual to let me know what I need to know.
(RIHKAL.)
1.)What's the best solvent?
2.)I'm thinking of Rectal Administration first. An(d)y ideas of how much the first time? I tried titilating one. It just didn't work well. I've got polaroids if any one is interested in posting them here for me.
(Thanks for the titilating tips X.Torris!! I think you look very photogenic in those pictures with no pants!)
3.)Anybody got any first hand experience? I know...I know...Look over at Erowid. I UTFSE, but couldn't find any hits here.
Tryven said he tried it, but you know how he is. He wanted me to give him 300$ before he would give me the details.
Help?
Lj
Justifying your actions with foolish self-deceptions will only further your trip into psychosis.
Young Fellow...
Psychosis is my home addy. Just because you don't think that I can justify that I am A/B'ing some Retsin...doesn't nessecarily mean that I'm okay with the stealing of the mints to get to the Retsin!
We're talking Cosmic Trips here. Gets all Leary and Lilly from here.
(I love those guys!! They talked me down from the roof of Trader Joes just the other night!~!)
I gues-s you're going to try to press my ethics about stealing Minty Freshness here. All I can say to you at this time...(As if you understand...)
Did I steal Skittles?
My real answer to you..."Mu."
Winder? Can I get a Second here?
Lj
I've been caught stealing,
once when I was five.
I enjoy stealing.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want something,
I don't want to pay for it.
I walk right through the door.
Walk right through the door.
Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine.
Mine all mine! - Jane's Addiction
Dear Mr. Two Stoned,
If you didn't notice from the Janes a Dickhead video...that was a Man posing as a slightly preggers woman.
Not as a straight man stealing for true scientific discovery.
Makes a lot of difference. I'm sure that you don't quite understand being from Denver and all that.
And Victor Von Frankenstien thought he was mis-understood!! I envy that man. (Khaaaaaaan!! Stellllaaaaaa!!)
Any-way...the topic here is "Retsin" and not the ethics of acquiring retsin. Okay?
Don't make me post links to those pictures of you and your fluffy dog.
Not about your hair-style,
Lj
QuoteDon't make me post links to those pictures of you and your fluffy dog.
Not about your hair-style,
So not only stealing now...but blackmail also!!!
You are going to feel so damn good once you realize all these horrible things you are doing and stop.
I'm sure that when I go to court...I can honestly reply..."The Therion that Hyak sent me made me do it!~!"
How's that for blackmail?
Thanks Hyak!! (Take that!)
It's true about the fluffy dog pictures T-Stoned. With your non-comittal replies...I'm thinking about the Jerry Lewis pictures next.
(Collective sucking of Breath at SP...)
"Jerry Lewis? Don't they like him in France?"
Your doom, not mine.
Lj
Funny, I ran into Stephen Perkins (//http://www.drummerworld.com/drummers/Stephen_Perkins.html) last night in the men's room. I told him of your admiration for the preggers video. He laughed and said "Figures, I haven't seen a straight Retsin addict since 1983." I don't remember the fluffy dog photos (not to say it didn't happen) but are you sure those photos aren't the cat and I?
Dear Mr. T2,
I'm breaking my way away from the preggers video to which I now am entranced. No easy feat let me yodel to you!!
You're lucky that the old wind pipe is piping at this point.
In rebuttle, I have to admonish you as a breach of Cat-luster, your point about resin addicts have no pertinance in this court!
Jerry Lewis photos pending, lacking your front and center apologies about the Retsin addiction I will only lecture you on your choice of Hippie music.
Hummmh.
(I'm thinking that your Dever-osity has gotten the best of you. Here, here Coors!!)
Will try again, and very soon.
Lj
Dear Mr. T2,
I'm breaking my way away from the preggers video to which I now am entranced. No easy feat let me yodel to you!!
You're lucky that the old wind pipe is piping at this point.
In rebuttle, I have to admonish you as a breach of Cat-luster, your point about resin addicts have no pertinance in this court!
Jerry Lewis photos pending, lacking your front and center apologies about the Retsin addiction I will only lecture you on your choice of Hippie music.
Hummmh.
(I'm thinking that your Dever-osity has gotten the best of you. Here, here Coors!!)
Will try again, and very soon.
Lj