Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
hmmmm......
I seriously doubt the congressional thing...
Google (//http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2005-09,GGGL:en&q=criminal+record+of+congress) has it all. And for those of you who dislike Google, I'm sure you have your own search site to use.
A friend stopped by last evening to shoot the breeze. He was he was near the pass-out stage and drinking beer... Since I was straight (had not yet had my evening Sally) I was having a bit of fun deconstructing his somewhat right wing neo-con ramblings..... I mentioned that bit about our elected leaders and their representative crimes.... Ha :P ---- He sat there nodding and considring his next comment for a moment. He then got up, and said he was walking home and going to bed, thus leaving me in peace to dance with Sally :wink: ---- Hey now, truly I don't know how accurate the report I sited was, but it sure sent the neo-Bush-Bot scrambling :P :D ------------- sal
lol good stuff!
i dont know why this posted my message twice so i deleted the text on this one sorry
Interesting Fact --- Try it yourself i just did.
Google - Criminal Record of Congress -- results = 12,4000,000
//http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=Criminal+Record+of+Congress&btnG=Search
Google - Criminal Record of Blacks -- results = 1,530,000
//http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=Criminal+Record+of+Blacks&btnG=Search
Google - Criminal Record of Whites -- results = 900,000
//http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=Criminal+Record+of+whites&btnG=Search
Google - Criminal Records of Presidents -- results = 18,2000,000
//http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=Criminal+Record+of+ozzy&btnG=Search
Google - Criminal Record of celebrities -- results = 1,270,000
//http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=Criminal+Record+of+celebrities
Google - Criminal Record of Ozzy Osbourne -- results = 152,000 - haha
try you own diffrent searches they suprised me!
Google - Criminal Record of TooStonedToType --results = 17 in 0.27 seconds. Thats just outragous. I've committed that many felonies alone and it took years.
Now has anyone found the real facts?